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Extra Bleed all about it! Sensationalism Journalism Marketism Sensationalism Marketism Sensational Journalistic Marketing .... Yea SUCCINCT, UNBIASED, CANDID REPORTING Bulletins: Headlines News National "Presidential Wife Beating Yesterday" "Ted Kennedy To Hear National Water Safety Program" "NASA Launches Latest Shuttle, The S.S. Elvis" "Bankrupt Trump Strangles Ivana Over Another Man" FREE EXPRESSION OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT International "Two Ax Murders In Two Days At Vatican" "Three American Spy Planes Collide Over Moscow" "Mother Teresa Gang Raped At AIDS Crisis Center" "Columbia's Juan Valdez Dies Of Cocaine Overdoes" NEVER WITH DISTORTIONS; ONLY TRUTH Local "New Orleans Named Cleanest City In U.S.A." "New Orleans Saints Likely Superbowl Winners" "Mayor Says, City Is Drug Free" "NAACP Claims Duke Had Black Slaves In Family Tree" There is good news and there is bad news The bad news is that no one is interested in the good news The good news is that our ever so reliable and trustworthy nationwide news service categorically informed the American people to be assured that: "No political officials or public figures with either the federal or state government were sentenced, convicted, indicted, tried, arrested, under investigation or linked to probes today." Said agents of the FBI and CIA. (UPI; AP) As I was saying, Pinhead Publisher, "Thank God for Freedom of Press." |
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